Monday, February 14, 2005

Digging up the (double) dead

I have a new sordid story to tell....

Growing up, my aunt once had a doberman who died of old age. It was a big dog who could put his paws on her shoulders when he stood up, as if wanting to dance.
So they buried it in the backyard during the night. The next morning, they found out that someone had dug it up and stole the body of their beloved dog (i forgot the name)

So they thought it was one helluva mystery. Who would have any interest in a dead watchdog? Somebody told them that the family driver was seen that same night, chopping up large chunks of meat. Their suspicions were confirmed when that same man later remarked a few days after "So I guess it's true what they say about local meat tasting better than foreign ones." What a troglodyte.

They didnt bother reprimanding the poor guy. Dogs will hate him forever.

Ah Life.

I have no worthy personal notes of Valentine's Day.
It was nice to see so many happy women walking around with roses though. :)

1 comment:

The Village Idiot / Soldier said...

That is one sordid story. I hope that driver goes to Hell where he gets bitten by all the dogs in the world.

Hold on..... There are no dogs in hell!!

All dogs go to heaven. :)